Wild Diamonds – Episode 3 – Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy (Animation)

Wild Diamonds – Episode 3 – Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy (Animation)


*Snoring* Peach? Peach? Peach?! Peach?!! PEACH?!!! Scrubbington, don’t let the name fool ya You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany It was a town first built for new players but the owner found a
huge diamond mine under it and it’s been attracting…
lesser folk ever since. I need diamonds actually! My grandma and
I are going to get kicked out of our home Unless we come up with a
stack of diamonds in two days. Two days?! Well that’s more sour than a
pickle in your morning coffee If I ever did say. I know…
scummy landlord. Do you think I could mine there? hmmm…
I’d recommend against it. The owner’s quite the
rapscallion; he charges a hefty sum to use the
mines below the town. Maybe we can sneak in though I know there’s a secret way
into the mines through the bar Come on! Names please Come on, you know who I am Gary I’m here with- Names please! I can’t let you in the
region unless I mark you down first. It’s Annie, Gary, and this little girl is- Full usernames please, I cannot let you into
the region unless I mark you down first! Just say your names- HEY ANNIE! COME ON! oh tators! Well, well, well, Annie Oakleaf I do declare I haven’t seen you
around these parts in a Wither’s age! *laughing* Who’s this young lass? Hi, I’m Peach! And I’m mini- er… this… this is
my little sister Peach, she… I’m just showing
her around is all. Oh! Well… I do declare it’s a pleasure
to have you little lady. The name’s Beef Burlington,
I own this here fine town. Made me a rich man so far, considering
we was once standing atop a… Abnormal amount of diamond veins! Made me as proud as a peacock owning it
too, if I do say so myself, now yes mam! You mean all the diamonds are gone?! I reckon the mines are
definitely running dry missy. Miners been running around down
there like farts in a fan factory! Oh… Say Mr. Burlington, have you seen Dwayne? I do declare I did see him scurry on
over to the bar not five minutes prior. Good, we need to find him, thanks again. Don’t be a stranger now my southern belles. I do declare! What’ll it be Dwayne? How about a half a glass
of whole milk and a grilled salmon on the side if
you wouldn’t mind, eh? Hey, did you know salmon
hatch in freshwater? Migrate to the ocean, then return
to freshwater to reproduce? Isn’t that weird? *Saloon doors slam* ♫ Ominous music plays ♫ Dwayne6! Most people call me awkward but,
Dwayne6 will do you know. *laughs* Hey errr, what’s up ey? That stack of fish you
dun sold me made me sick! Well that’s ’cause there was
more in it than salmon ey. I included some puffer and some clown fish. I puked them colorful fish up! Well… you know, Pomacentridae
and Tetraodontidae are notorious for not boding well
for a normal human tummy. But I thought that was just
common knowledge though, ey? You best be returning my
gold and iron or there’ll be some greifing happening
all round your face! Hyah! ♫ Dramatic music intensifies ♫ You better watch your back
Dwayne, I’ll be seeing ya. Thanks Annie, but I had
it under control. I was about to offer him my
trusty trident as a gift, you know? Of course ya did bud! Got a small problem here. Found a lost little girl here looking for diamonds. Think we can help little Peach here find her way home? Errrmmmmmmmm, errrrrmmm, yeahhhh ummmmmmmmmm, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *Zombie moans* Argh! It has just occurred to me
that I suck at this job! errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok, might be some good fishing
spots around her place ey? Hey lets- *Explosion rumbles* Mobs! Mobs! Everywhere! (out of breath) Never seen anything like it! Hide! Quick! ARGHH! ahhhhhhh! Peach, don’t look! Annie, through here. ARGH! OOH! Nooo! *Ground shakes* aargh! Oh, I’m on it. Hey! Stay back! Well bundle me up and call me a bag of hay! Nice work Peach! ohh, up there! Surface, ey. No use making a counter attack Way too many of them, we
better be quiet and observe. (whispered) HEY! Mayor Beef! Who’s there? I do declare little girl! Is that you up there? Yeah!! You ok Mayor? They caught us all off guard missy. I do declare the lad
or lady that frees me from this tirade will
be rewarded handsomely. …or beautifully if that’s how one
identifies their reward, I do declare! You mean, like, diamonds?! Diamonds, emeralds, i-ron, gold…
you name it, it’s yours! Just get me out of here… I do declare! *GASP*

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100 Replies to “Wild Diamonds – Episode 3 – Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy (Animation)”

  1. What happend to the next villager news video, i watched it 43 minutes after it was uploaded, the giant creeper battle. But now the video has completed dissapeard from both of my devices….. why….. the video was still pretty funny

  2. Says to check out falcorner02 excited to see if he’s continueing noob series nope STILL DEAD IN THE WATER WTF FALCORE GET ON IT MAN !!! Been couple years now and 1 year since diary’s

  3. 6:14 U FOOL U NEVER THROW A TRIDENT IF IT DUZ NOT HAVE THE LOURTY ENCHANTMENT
    Edit:6:24 o wait it has the ENCHANTMENT lol
    PS:i cant spell lol

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