Jon: Yaaaaaaaay. Jon: You all ordered different things so it’s pretty easy to remember… Chugga: Alright, so next time we should talk at the same time cuz’ that’s what you’re meant to do. Jon: Time to dig in except I don’t get to eat. Jon: I just stand there and watch. Tim: Down we go.
Jon: You both ate your ice cream first. You weirdos. Tim: *munching noises*
Chugga: Hey, I’m a grown up man. Tim: *munching noises*
Chugga: I suffered through school and parenting for 18 years so I can eat my ice cream for breakfast. Tim: Damn. We going to the coffee shop.
Jon: Let’s try “Coffee Shop.” Tim: Alrighty. Jon: I want a cheese cake with a cheese cake-
Chugga: I’ll take a cafe latte with a roast beef sandwich- Jon: Three cheese cakes with an iced coffee…
Chugga: And a muffin with a… Jon: With a roast beef sandwich. Tim: Ha ha. Alright. Tim: Ah, let’s see. Tim: Da da da da~ Oh there it is. Okay and uh… Tim: Heard that and I think I heard… Tim: Wait a minute, no not that I already got that… Tim: Uh that… oh wow… Jon: I want a cupcake. Chugga: Alright well um… I’m just gonna say, not even close. Chugga: I only ordered one drink for starters, I got the roast beef sandwich. I asked for a cheese cake and two cupcakes. Jon: I ordered three cheese cakes though.
Chugga: ha ha Tim: Ooooooooh.
Jon: And that cappuccino was supposed to be mine. Jon: So, close. I’mma give you a… Chugga: I guess Jon was sitting close to him.
Jon: I’ll give you a pass. Tim: Passable. Alright. Jon: This game sucks. Tim: Oh well. Ha ha ha.
Chugga: Well, time for me to play a bad game. Chugga: Alright. I have years of training working minimum wage… Chugga: And I can go back to it with a hand tied behind my back! Jon: Good luck. Jon: Alright I want a large fries to go with small fries…
Tim: I want two cheeseburgers and two large fries… Jon: And a cheese dog, and a cheese burger, and a chicken burger and a corn-…
Tim: A chocolate ice cream and a soda. Jon: No. And one garden salad.
Tim: And also a chili dog. Jon: No, no, no. Chicken salad. I want two chicken salads. Jon: And a vanilla ice cream and a soda.
Chugga: *giggles* Jon: And a small fries.
Tim: Do do do do do~ Chugga: How can you eat this much, Jon?
Jon: I can’t. Chugga: You just wanted to screw with me.
Jon: I thought that was the point. Jon: It’s going to Tim first.
Chugga: Tim. Tim: Well you know, the biggest problem here is that I don’t even remember what I ordered. Jon & Chugga: *laughs* Tim: This is pretty damn close though. Tim: That’s way better than what I would have done.
Chugga: Thanks. Jon: Alright. Well I hate to tell you this but you miss a couple of things on mine.
Tim: Oh no. Jon: I didn’t get a drink. I did ask for one. Jon: You forgot my small fries to go with my large fries. Chugga: *laughs*
Tim: Ooh. Chugga: You are really… hahaha.
Tim: Ha ha ha ha ha.
Jon: Pff-ha ha ha. Jon: And I’m pretty sure… Chugga: *wheeze*
Jon: Ha ha ha. Jon: I’m pretty sure… you got almost everything too. Jon: You got the hamburger, and the cheeseburger, and the ice cream, but you missed the drink… Jon: And you missed the small fries. Jon: I think you got everything else. I’m-I’mma give you a Meh. Chugga: I hate you. Jon: Ha ha ha ha!
Tim: Man. Chugga: *giggles* …to go with your large fries… *giggles* Tim: Wooo! Yeah!
Jon: Ha ha ha!
Chugga: I can’t breathe! Tim: Alright.
Jon: Oh my god… Jon: It’s a good thing I don’t have any fast food employee friends because they would f**king hate me. Tim: Yeah.
Chugga: Okay we’re rating this five stars now… Jon: No! Nope! Don’t do that! Jon: Stays at one! Stays at one!
Tim: Never again. Jon: Earned a two at best. Chugga: Okay *coughs* Next level…
Tim: Oh man.