Somewhere deep in the world of Minecraft. Is a Village filled with happy citizens going about their day. But little do they know… Underneath the Dirt and Stone an Evil Genius is plotting Muhuuhahahahhaha I’ve done it! I’ve created the most evil device ever! It’s perfect! (Manic laughing) (Laughing) (manic laughing) (Gasp) What is that?! (Manic Laughing) (Gasp) (Manic laughing) Ow! STOP! I am bumping you! Why are you doing this? I’m not sorry! (laughing) How inconsiderate!
– Hah! take the bumps! Ahhh! (screaming)
– I can’t deal with this!
– Run away! Hey
– Nooo What’s going on? An Evil Genius is doing evil things (Gasp) This looks like a job for….. Somebody other than me! (Beep) Uh yes.. Hello we need – Hello! You’ve reached the Superhero hotline! To choose a Superhero to defend you, please choose from the following options: Press one for Superman (Beep) We’re sorry, Superman is unavailable right now! Press two for Batman! (Beep) We’re sorry, Bruc- I mean Batman is unavailable right now! To send the only superhero we have available… Press three! (sigh) Someone! Please help! somebody keeps knocking on my door! But when i get there, there’s nobody there!! (HAH!) Remain calm fellow citizen! For I am here! (GASP!) TESTIFICATE MAN! Ah… Dr Inconsiderate! My arch nemesis! I’ve come to stop you! U..Uh…C…Can you guys take this somewhere else? No! Ah! How inconsiderate! Haha! Oh no! He’s winning! I’m going to leave now, I have things to do. But we’re not done here! I know! (laughing) NOOOOO! That device is evil, I have to find a way to destroy it. Uh, yeah, ok, you do that. Hey! What? Stop following me or you’ll find find out where my evil lair is! Awwww…. ok (laughing) Wait… …secret lair? (gasp!) To the Batmobile! Uhhh… No, no, you can’t do that, you don’t own the rights to the Batmobile To the Invisible Plane! Uhh… No, no, you can’t do that either. Ah screw it. I’ll walk Wait.. How will you know where his secret lair is? Ah! You see! I managed to place a tracking device on Dr Inconsiderate He’ll never find it! (Tracker beeping) Huh? What is that? Ah, this looks like my way in. ♫ nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana ♫ ♫ Testificate Man…… Testificate Man! ♫ ♫ Testificate Man! ♫ Hey! Is there somebody in there? Uhhh… No? Alright then nana nana nana nana Ba- I mean Tes-
Why do i keep doing that? Aha! Dr Inconsiderate! I found you! Testificate Man! You found me! Yes! That’s what i just said! But how? I have my ways… Grrrr! (Gasp!) Can you please just stand still? I’m trying to ram you! Oh, oh, ok I’m sorry (laughing)
-NO! Why? Take that! I am ramming you!
– You are defeating me! Yes! feel the ram!
– I… I can’t… I can’t fight this
(manic laughing) (laughing) Oh.. Testificate man Look at you… You’re so slightly less than average… (slightly less than average echoing) (children laughing and playing) Hah! Look at that kid, he’s so slightly less than average! Watch this. He’s gonna do something… Let’s see it! Ah! (Screaming) (groaning) Feel the ram! This is one last ram! Say goodbye Testificate Man! (grunt) Nooo! You’ve disabled my device! I don’t think i can go on like this. (panting) It’s been so long since I’ve had to…. to…. W..walk? Yes! Well… My work here his done! Goodbye! Wait! You can’t go! We’re not done yet! HOW INCONSIDERATE! Ahhh… It’s been a long day. I think i’ll have an early night. Huh? hmmm Uhh… Who’s there? (evil laughter) (Gasp) It’s Jeff the Evil Roomba! Will Testificate Man defeat Jeff the Evil Roomba? Find out on the next… Wait wait.. Are we making another one of these? Heh Imagine if we did a Kick starter for a full length movie Yeah… think about that.