Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – G.U.S.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – G.U.S.

(Far Beyond the Horizon – Barth and Yoann Le Dantec) (dialup noises) (static) (Far Beyond the Horizon continues) Welcome to the Rooster Teeth Podcast! (Far Beyond the Horizon continues)

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Porta-Potty BJ

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Porta-Potty BJ

Gavin: Speaking of horrifying, I went downtown this weekend… Gus: Downtown’s already horrifying. Gavin: We’re out in this place, it’s one of those places where the bar itself is quite small… But the outdoor bit was massive, loads of people. And one of those porta-potties in the back. So, I spotted it and I wasRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Porta-Potty BJ

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Forgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Forgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery

Miles: Do you do things like that where it’s like I’m gonna do this, And I’ll know later that this-this will mean XY like I have to take, I have to take adderall in the morning for ADHD And one of the problems that I always have is I can’t remember if I took myRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Forgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery

Scented Candle (Original Animation)

Scented Candle (Original Animation)

*Radical rock and roll* [Woman on TV] Look out! The zombies are getting closer! Not a problem, handsome lady. Killing these fools is brain-dead-easy! You’ve done it. Not quite. We still have to find patient zero to put an end to this! Once, and for e… ever. Woah, dude. *ZACH SCREAMS* Ding dong! Stop whatRead More Scented Candle (Original Animation)

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Shattered Dreams

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Shattered Dreams

Max: On that same note did they ever do the crashed car outside of your school? Mariel: Oh yes… what was it, uh… Max: Yeeeees. Mariel: Shattered dreams! (You guys ever do that?) Max: Shattered dreams! Yeah, yeah. Mariel: That– yeah, that’s fuckin’… the U.S. school system. They pretend your friends are dead. Barbara: OhRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Shattered Dreams

Covered In Kittens – Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

Covered In Kittens – Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

Jack: How much did Lindsay freak out about the kittens? Micheal: Oh dude, she was mad. I find out ‘Oh I’m going to get covered in kittens.’ And they were like 5 weeks old. They’re like super tiny Siamese, I think they were Siamese cats. Their eyes were like… Their eyes were like crystal blue.Read More Covered In Kittens – Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoffrey Work

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoffrey Work

Well when I was in high school, I worked at a fast food restaurant. I washed the dishes Got promoted and demoted a bunch and I was always washing dishes I was, I made the customers uncomfortable Too sarcastic and one night Somebody came and shit on the floor and we had a huge fight-Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoffrey Work

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Sore About Syringes

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Sore About Syringes

RoosterTeeth Winter Holiday Intro Advertisement 25% off everything @ store.roosterteeth.com *Geoff making noise* Michael: Go get tetanus Michael: Go get tetanus Geoff: Gwoooooohhg Geoff: I just got a tetanus shot Geoff: I just got a tetanus shot *Geoff sighs* Matt: did ya? Michael: Well- Ryan: It’s true! You can- you can get the one-dollar car!Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Sore About Syringes

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The Snail Assassin

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The Snail Assassin

[Rooster Teeth Intro Music!] Gavin: Would you take ten million dollars – and you just get it, but for the rest of your life, there’s a snail that’s trying to get you, and you can’t ever be touched by the snail otherwise you’ll die. Burnie: And.. and is he actively trying to get me? Gavin:Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The Snail Assassin