Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Movie Stories

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Movie Stories

Geoff: Y-You and I used to do this thing where like the Chronicle would post like, Geoff: “Early tickets to see a movie!” Gus: Oh, god… Geoff: And we would go stand in line at a store for 4 hours, so we could see a movie for free early. Geoff: And so we saw TheRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Movie Stories

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Michael the Baby Seal Overlord

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Michael the Baby Seal Overlord

I saw you playing some weird game where you were like a monster and you had like little imps or something Overlord II — It’s a fucking great game I saw you playing it — I literally saw you playing it and I was like “Nice, awesome game.” At the beginning you do club aRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Michael the Baby Seal Overlord

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Jeremy’s Big Break

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Jeremy’s Big Break

Jeremy: That’s an x-ray of my leg, right there. Jeremy: That’s an x-ray of my leg, right there. Ryan: So do you have pins in there now? Gavin: Oh god. Jeremy: That whole experience… Michael: But- Jeremy: ’cause it was during a football game And um… I just tackled somebody when it happened. [Michael “plays”Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Jeremy’s Big Break

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Mob Cookies & Clean Butthole Land

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Mob Cookies & Clean Butthole Land

Barbara: Give us a little backstory about this photo. Lindsay: Well, uh, one, it’s in Girl Scouts. Lindsay: As you can see, cuz’ we have the badges and people are in there. Sweet vest. Lindsay: So I was already the problem child. I actually got kicked out of my Girl Scout Troop. *Mariel laughs* Ryan:Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Mob Cookies & Clean Butthole Land

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff’s Spring Break Spite Beard

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff’s Spring Break Spite Beard

GEOFF: So I’m thinkin’ about, uh… GEOFF: … thinkin’ about growin’ out my beard. GEOFF: … forever. JACK: Yeah? GEOFF: Here’s why. GEOFF: I was in, uh… MICHAEL: Yeah? GEOFF: I didn’t… My wife, uh… GEOFF: … she went to – she left. She always leaves. MICHAEL: Yup. GEOFF: … she went to – sheRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff’s Spring Break Spite Beard

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Sore About Syringes

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Sore About Syringes

RoosterTeeth Winter Holiday Intro Advertisement 25% off everything @ store.roosterteeth.com *Geoff making noise* Michael: Go get tetanus Michael: Go get tetanus Geoff: Gwoooooohhg Geoff: I just got a tetanus shot Geoff: I just got a tetanus shot *Geoff sighs* Matt: did ya? Michael: Well- Ryan: It’s true! You can- you can get the one-dollar car!Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Sore About Syringes

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Chicken Tender Travesty

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Chicken Tender Travesty

Michael: Way under the radar, they reintroduced chicken tenders at McDonald’s, right? Jack: Oh yeah, that’s right. Michael: Because they had Chicken Selects for years, but they like, they stopped serving them like three years ago. Alfredo: It was like- Alfredo: -buttermilk chicken? Michael: Yeah. I was talking to Lindsay about, about- having a veryRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Chicken Tender Travesty

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The London Poop Chronicles Part 1

For you from us that’ll be $15.95 please. There was a disgusting moment before On The Spot where I had some disgusting farts, like they were bad You always have disgusting farts No you blow it out of proportion, I know when there are especially- There are times times you Michael warns us, that’s whenRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The London Poop Chronicles Part 1

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Fish Tank Prank

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Fish Tank Prank

(Whip cracking) Michael: What’s up? What’s up? What’d you remember? (Geoff laughing) Geoff: I did– I remember something I did in high school. Lindsay: God. Ryan: Oh, no. Michael: Yep. Geoff: I had– Michael: Did they ever find the body? Geoff: I had this teacher in biology class, I’ve talked about her before; I won’tRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Fish Tank Prank

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Bulking Up

Michael: Dude I have been fucking eating so much food lately You fucking found me eating yesterday Trevor: Your’e in the corner just – Jeremy: Busting- busting into Jersey Mike’s Michael: Literally we went to Jersey Mikes, Lindsay and I went to Jersey Mikes yesterday on the way home And I was like I’m gonnaRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Bulking Up