Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Burnie Hates NASA

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Burnie Hates NASA

[Burnie] By the way, did you see that NASA released more information about an exo-planet they found? It was like a full, lava planet… …And it was like, underneath the lava there was a layer of carbon. And then, everything flows in different directions. Depending on the season. And all that stuff. I’m like… YouRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Burnie Hates NASA

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The Pubert Situation

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The Pubert Situation

(music plays) -Geoff: Did you get all those Netflix achievements? -Michael: I got a bunch, I didn’t get all of them -Ryan: Wait, what?! -Ryan: Wait, so there’s really achievements for this? -Michael: So I got achievements in all of them. -Geoff: Yeah. -Michael: For, like, watching videos and shit. -Ryan: What is that a–WhatRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The Pubert Situation

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Airport Dog Jobs

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Airport Dog Jobs

[INTRO MUSIC PLAYING] BURNIE: I’m very careful around TSA people, but I pissed off, like, a security person. It was in New Zealand, and, they were coming around with the service dog. And, the service dog had a little patch on it that was, like, produce and stuff like that. It was food– clearly aRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Airport Dog Jobs

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Joker Miles

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Joker Miles

Miles: Someone went what’s the weirdest sex thing you’ve ever done? Miles: Aaaand, we all took a moment to think, And that’s when I realized *sigh* Miles: So, I dated this girl in college and we’ve been dating for a little over a year. Miles: She wanted to roleplay and I was like, Miles: alright,Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Joker Miles

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff Hits a Deer

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff Hits a Deer

(theme song) Geoff: Did I ever tell you about the time how I was driving home from Burnie’s house, after making Red Vs Blue, and I hit a deer, and then I didn’t know what to do about it because I felt terrible. And I called Griffon, we were just dating, and I was like,Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff Hits a Deer

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff’s Failed Sex Dream II

[intro music playing] GEOFF: Do you guys remember when I had that sex dream with Jenny McCarthy? Yeah, I had another one the other night. Do you guys know the comedian Jenny Slate? I was having a dream the other night and we were in L.A. for a party, for some work thing. And, sheRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff’s Failed Sex Dream II

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – El Pizza Bandido

[Gavin]: Ray. Asshole ate my pizza. [Gus]: So, what’s the story with the pizza? [Ray]: So, we were watching a movie, went to Alamo, so the, uh, food runner comes out and it’s a pizza. I’m like, I ordered a pizza! So, he puts it in front of Gavin and I’m like, “mine!”. [Laughter] IRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – El Pizza Bandido

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Biscuits or Breadsticks

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Biscuits or Breadsticks

(opening theme song) Miles: It comes down to the conversation we had like, what do you prefer: Red Lobster cheddar biscuits or… Kerry: Yeah! Miles: …Olive Garden breadsticks? Michael: Oh, cheddar biscuits. Kerry: Yeah, this is why you’re wrong. So the cheddar biscuits that are never-ending, are lighter, and flakier, than your breadsticks will everRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Biscuits or Breadsticks

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Burnie Gets Busted

(Intro music) [Burnie] If I tell a story, can I say before that I don’t want Jordan to animate it? Is that possible? [Gus] You can say it. [Burnie] So Ashley busted me watching porn. [Gavin] Oh! [Burnie] So… yeah… I’ll go through the whole story here. I was downstairs doing something and she wentRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Burnie Gets Busted

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Favorite RTAAs That Definitely, Probably, Might Have Happened

Burnie what are we what are we doing here? Why are we here? We are talking about our favorite moments from the first 300 episodes of the rooster teeth animated adventures and all of these definitely happen every single one of these moments definitely happened We are not just saying them on the fly andRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Favorite RTAAs That Definitely, Probably, Might Have Happened