Geoff: Y-You and I used to do this thing where like the Chronicle would post like, Geoff: “Early tickets to see a movie!” Gus: Oh, god… Geoff: And we would go stand in line at a store for 4 hours, so we could see a movie for free early. Geoff: And so we saw TheRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Movie Stories
(Burnie): So, this weekend we went to PAX East. I took it, I think I took it to a whole new level. We were out, at the bar, you know, and I was just sitting there drinking. So I got to that part, where I was like right at the edge of drunk, and weRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Drunk Burnie Returns
Geoff: Have I told the story of me, maybe being the best dad of all time or not? Gavin: I’m sure you’re wrong but… Geoff: Millie and I are on the outs right now, a little bit. Geoff: The other day, I don’t remember what the circumstances were but… She was annoyed with me. Geoff:Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff Ramsey: Best Dad Ever?
LINDSAY: D’y’alls families have like, crazy stories about your lineage too, where like, you’re all related to some kings, or whatever? OTHERS: No. MICHAEL: My family, I grew up and they were like “You’re trash and you’ll always be trash.” JEREMY: Yeah, my dad was like “Your great-great-grandfather was probably a drunk.” JACK: There isRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The Battle Of Bull Creek
[Burnie]: That’s been always something that’s amazed me. [Burnie]: Say a carrot. [Burnie]: A carrot grows in the ground. [Burnie]: And then… [Burnie]: It gets picked by somebody that you’ll never meet. [Burnie]: Throws it in the back of a cart, [Burnie]: it travels in open air to the plant, [Burnie]: they wash it off,Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Nice Carrot Sweat
Lindsay: I was mad enough in Resident Evil 4, when I had to take care of fucking Ashley… Lindsay: …the entire time. Michael: Dude, that’s so easy! Lindsay: No! NO! Michael: I’m fucking sick and tired… Michael: …of people bitching about it. Michael: Ashley is like the smartest fucking A.I. character … Michael:…in, like, aRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Resident A.I.
I saw you playing some weird game where you were like a monster and you had like little imps or something Overlord II — It’s a fucking great game I saw you playing it — I literally saw you playing it and I was like “Nice, awesome game.” At the beginning you do club aRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Michael the Baby Seal Overlord
Jeremy: That’s an x-ray of my leg, right there. Jeremy: That’s an x-ray of my leg, right there. Ryan: So do you have pins in there now? Gavin: Oh god. Jeremy: That whole experience… Michael: But- Jeremy: ’cause it was during a football game And um… I just tackled somebody when it happened. [Michael “plays”Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Jeremy’s Big Break
Lindsay: Do you have any idea what’s happening, sir, there’s a lot of turbulence. Jeremy: Alright- everybody just calm down! Lindsay: Get… get back to your seats everybody, please! Jon: Wrong! Lindsay: Get… get back to your seats everybody, please! Lindsay: Wait, sorry. Fuuuck! (Jon and audience laughs) We’re gonna crash. Jeremy, laughing a little:Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Flight of the Gungans
GEOFF: So I’m thinkin’ about, uh… GEOFF: … thinkin’ about growin’ out my beard. GEOFF: … forever. JACK: Yeah? GEOFF: Here’s why. GEOFF: I was in, uh… MICHAEL: Yeah? GEOFF: I didn’t… My wife, uh… GEOFF: … she went to – she left. She always leaves. MICHAEL: Yup. GEOFF: … she went to – sheRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff’s Spring Break Spite Beard