Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Lightning

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Lightning

Geoff: I was with a guy when he got stuck by lightning My friends and I were driving from Alabama to New Orleans. And it started raining. Lightning actually struck near my car. And we were like “Ah!” and we like swerved. Uh, I lost control of my car and I drove it into aRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Lightning

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Joker Miles

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Joker Miles

Miles: Someone went what’s the weirdest sex thing you’ve ever done? Miles: Aaaand, we all took a moment to think, And that’s when I realized *sigh* Miles: So, I dated this girl in college and we’ve been dating for a little over a year. Miles: She wanted to roleplay and I was like, Miles: alright,Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Joker Miles

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gus on Mars

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gus on Mars

Burnie: I read a article recently about, y’know, a private company is looking for people who want to go to Mars and not come back. Jack: Oh yeah, I heard about that. Gus: I would do it. Jack: With, or without your wife? Gavin: You would not, you keep saying stuff like this all theRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gus on Mars

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Becca’s Inconvenient BM

Gavin: So have you ever shit yourself? Becca: No. Like— Gavin: Not even giving birth? Becca: No! It was like my crowning achievement. I didn’t shit myself. No pun intended. Yeah. (laughter) Yeah, I was really happy about that, but I’ve gotten like dangerously close to shitting myself. But I’ve never actually done it. Like,Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Becca’s Inconvenient BM

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – San Diego

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – San Diego

Geoff: Well, we can talk about our day, right? Geoff: We started our morning uh, in the office. Geoff: Working. Gus: Yeah. And uh, then we promptly left there. Gus: And went straight to the airport to get on a plane. Geoff: We got on a plane. Gus: And flew to San Diego. Geoff: SatRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – San Diego

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Brandon & Chris Move Furniture

Burnie: Do you wanna hear a funny story? About… something that happened at my house while we were gone? So, I’m moving but so in my old house I have a media room where it has a screen on the wall and it has a projector and all this stuff so I said, “Brandon, IRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Brandon & Chris Move Furniture

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Farts Still Funny

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Farts Still Funny

Farts are one of those things. That’s like universally funny. It’s like probably one of the first things you laugh At as a little kid and then like even as an adult, or as an old person you’re still laughing at farts I feel like there’s very few things in the world that universal thatRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Farts Still Funny

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Movie Stories

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Movie Stories

Geoff: Y-You and I used to do this thing where like the Chronicle would post like, Geoff: “Early tickets to see a movie!” Gus: Oh, god… Geoff: And we would go stand in line at a store for 4 hours, so we could see a movie for free early. Geoff: And so we saw TheRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Movie Stories

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gavin’s Has Brain Problems

Gavin: I had that once, and I’ve never had a migraine. I thought, I was having a brain hemorrhage and was about to die, because, I was just typing, and in the middle of a sentence, I forgot how to read, and write. and I was just like, [farting noise] And I was trying toRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gavin’s Has Brain Problems

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – #StopDolphinPoaching

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – #StopDolphinPoaching

– Intro – Gus : There were a couple of somewhat related to news stories that really pissed me off this week. There was that group of people on a beach at Argentina who saw a baby dolphin in the water. So they picked up the baby dolphin and brought it to the beach andRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – #StopDolphinPoaching