Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – G.U.S.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – G.U.S.

(Far Beyond the Horizon – Barth and Yoann Le Dantec) (dialup noises) (static) (Far Beyond the Horizon continues) Welcome to the Rooster Teeth Podcast! (Far Beyond the Horizon continues)

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Porta-Potty BJ

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Porta-Potty BJ

Gavin: Speaking of horrifying, I went downtown this weekend… Gus: Downtown’s already horrifying. Gavin: We’re out in this place, it’s one of those places where the bar itself is quite small… But the outdoor bit was massive, loads of people. And one of those porta-potties in the back. So, I spotted it and I wasRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Porta-Potty BJ

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Forgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Forgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery

Miles: Do you do things like that where it’s like I’m gonna do this, And I’ll know later that this-this will mean XY like I have to take, I have to take adderall in the morning for ADHD And one of the problems that I always have is I can’t remember if I took myRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Forgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Shattered Dreams

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Shattered Dreams

Max: On that same note did they ever do the crashed car outside of your school? Mariel: Oh yes… what was it, uh… Max: Yeeeees. Mariel: Shattered dreams! (You guys ever do that?) Max: Shattered dreams! Yeah, yeah. Mariel: That– yeah, that’s fuckin’… the U.S. school system. They pretend your friends are dead. Barbara: OhRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Shattered Dreams

Covered In Kittens – Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

Covered In Kittens – Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

Jack: How much did Lindsay freak out about the kittens? Micheal: Oh dude, she was mad. I find out ‘Oh I’m going to get covered in kittens.’ And they were like 5 weeks old. They’re like super tiny Siamese, I think they were Siamese cats. Their eyes were like… Their eyes were like crystal blue.Read More Covered In Kittens – Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoffrey Work

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoffrey Work

Well when I was in high school, I worked at a fast food restaurant. I washed the dishes Got promoted and demoted a bunch and I was always washing dishes I was, I made the customers uncomfortable Too sarcastic and one night Somebody came and shit on the floor and we had a huge fight-Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoffrey Work

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Sore About Syringes

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Sore About Syringes

RoosterTeeth Winter Holiday Intro Advertisement 25% off everything @ store.roosterteeth.com *Geoff making noise* Michael: Go get tetanus Michael: Go get tetanus Geoff: Gwoooooohhg Geoff: I just got a tetanus shot Geoff: I just got a tetanus shot *Geoff sighs* Matt: did ya? Michael: Well- Ryan: It’s true! You can- you can get the one-dollar car!Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Sore About Syringes

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The Snail Assassin

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The Snail Assassin

[Rooster Teeth Intro Music!] Gavin: Would you take ten million dollars – and you just get it, but for the rest of your life, there’s a snail that’s trying to get you, and you can’t ever be touched by the snail otherwise you’ll die. Burnie: And.. and is he actively trying to get me? Gavin:Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The Snail Assassin

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Dan vs. Food

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Dan vs. Food

Dan is a fucking idiot he told another story about how he doesn’t understand menus every interaction between him and a waitress takes forever. There’s like a ring of confusion where she’s explaining it back to him and he’s not listening (yeah!), trying to mix meals… He once tried to order the Burrito Fajitas orRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Dan vs. Food

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – That’s My Uncle!

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – That’s My Uncle!