Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Burnie Hates NASA

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Burnie Hates NASA

[Burnie] By the way, did you see that NASA released more information about an exo-planet they found? It was like a full, lava planet… …And it was like, underneath the lava there was a layer of carbon. And then, everything flows in different directions. Depending on the season. And all that stuff. I’m like… YouRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Burnie Hates NASA

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The Pubert Situation

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The Pubert Situation

(music plays) -Geoff: Did you get all those Netflix achievements? -Michael: I got a bunch, I didn’t get all of them -Ryan: Wait, what?! -Ryan: Wait, so there’s really achievements for this? -Michael: So I got achievements in all of them. -Geoff: Yeah. -Michael: For, like, watching videos and shit. -Ryan: What is that a–WhatRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The Pubert Situation

Mentor Monday – Laugh at Yourself + Outtake

Mentor Monday – Laugh at Yourself + Outtake

What’s positive? Yo, you having a bad day? Ah, I got you fam! Today is mentor monday and this piece of advice has been with me for as long as I can remember. Think about what that really means. Think about what this actually does. Laughing at yourself helps to eliminate negativity, but also itRead More Mentor Monday – Laugh at Yourself + Outtake

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Lightning

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Lightning

Geoff: I was with a guy when he got stuck by lightning My friends and I were driving from Alabama to New Orleans. And it started raining. Lightning actually struck near my car. And we were like “Ah!” and we like swerved. Uh, I lost control of my car and I drove it into aRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Lightning

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Airport Dog Jobs

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Airport Dog Jobs

[INTRO MUSIC PLAYING] BURNIE: I’m very careful around TSA people, but I pissed off, like, a security person. It was in New Zealand, and, they were coming around with the service dog. And, the service dog had a little patch on it that was, like, produce and stuff like that. It was food– clearly aRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Airport Dog Jobs

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Hotdog Planes & “Pranks”

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Hotdog Planes & “Pranks”

Jack: I remember seeing a video where someone attached an iPhone to like, a remote control plane and– –they needed a way to touch the little button. So they like, attached a hot dog to it that would like, make it take photos. I swear to god. Joel: I think I read a story aboutRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Hotdog Planes & “Pranks”

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Joker Miles

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Joker Miles

Miles: Someone went what’s the weirdest sex thing you’ve ever done? Miles: Aaaand, we all took a moment to think, And that’s when I realized *sigh* Miles: So, I dated this girl in college and we’ve been dating for a little over a year. Miles: She wanted to roleplay and I was like, Miles: alright,Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Joker Miles

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff Hits a Deer

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff Hits a Deer

(theme song) Geoff: Did I ever tell you about the time how I was driving home from Burnie’s house, after making Red Vs Blue, and I hit a deer, and then I didn’t know what to do about it because I felt terrible. And I called Griffon, we were just dating, and I was like,Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff Hits a Deer

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff’s Failed Sex Dream II

[intro music playing] GEOFF: Do you guys remember when I had that sex dream with Jenny McCarthy? Yeah, I had another one the other night. Do you guys know the comedian Jenny Slate? I was having a dream the other night and we were in L.A. for a party, for some work thing. And, sheRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff’s Failed Sex Dream II

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – El Pizza Bandido

[Gavin]: Ray. Asshole ate my pizza. [Gus]: So, what’s the story with the pizza? [Ray]: So, we were watching a movie, went to Alamo, so the, uh, food runner comes out and it’s a pizza. I’m like, I ordered a pizza! So, he puts it in front of Gavin and I’m like, “mine!”. [Laughter] IRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – El Pizza Bandido