Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Burnie Hates NASA

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Burnie Hates NASA

[Burnie] By the way, did you see that NASA released more information about an exo-planet they found? It was like a full, lava planet… …And it was like, underneath the lava there was a layer of carbon. And then, everything flows in different directions. Depending on the season. And all that stuff. I’m like… YouRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Burnie Hates NASA

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – El Pizza Bandido

[Gavin]: Ray. Asshole ate my pizza. [Gus]: So, what’s the story with the pizza? [Ray]: So, we were watching a movie, went to Alamo, so the, uh, food runner comes out and it’s a pizza. I’m like, I ordered a pizza! So, he puts it in front of Gavin and I’m like, “mine!”. [Laughter] IRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – El Pizza Bandido

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gus on Mars

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gus on Mars

Burnie: I read a article recently about, y’know, a private company is looking for people who want to go to Mars and not come back. Jack: Oh yeah, I heard about that. Gus: I would do it. Jack: With, or without your wife? Gavin: You would not, you keep saying stuff like this all theRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gus on Mars

Drowning for Power – Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

Drowning for Power – Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

(laughing) Yeah yeah Well I mean with other people who are of Mexican descent can you? Brandon: Yeah they always talk to me in Spanish… and I’m just like I just don’t know and it’s tough cuz like my father-in-law like, he doesn’t speak English and I don’t speak Spanish so our relationship is harderRead More Drowning for Power – Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Brandon & Chris Move Furniture

Burnie: Do you wanna hear a funny story? About… something that happened at my house while we were gone? So, I’m moving but so in my old house I have a media room where it has a screen on the wall and it has a projector and all this stuff so I said, “Brandon, IRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Brandon & Chris Move Furniture

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gavin’s Has Brain Problems

Gavin: I had that once, and I’ve never had a migraine. I thought, I was having a brain hemorrhage and was about to die, because, I was just typing, and in the middle of a sentence, I forgot how to read, and write. and I was just like, [farting noise] And I was trying toRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gavin’s Has Brain Problems

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Drunk Burnie Returns

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Drunk Burnie Returns

(Burnie): So, this weekend we went to PAX East. I took it, I think I took it to a whole new level. We were out, at the bar, you know, and I was just sitting there drinking. So I got to that part, where I was like right at the edge of drunk, and weRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Drunk Burnie Returns

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – #StopDolphinPoaching

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – #StopDolphinPoaching

– Intro – Gus : There were a couple of somewhat related to news stories that really pissed me off this week. There was that group of people on a beach at Argentina who saw a baby dolphin in the water. So they picked up the baby dolphin and brought it to the beach andRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – #StopDolphinPoaching

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Hands Free Peeing & Hulking Out

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Hands Free Peeing & Hulking Out

[Offscreen] Gavin: …Take a shit. [Offscreen] Gus: So, I have a question. When you guys use a urinal, Do you Keep a hand on your dick, or do you just like, let it flop around? Burnie: I- What is- Blaine: Let it flop. Burnie: I have to hold it! Gus: When I was at aRead More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Hands Free Peeing & Hulking Out

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Moth in Your Ear

Barbara: There’s also like a- you could get your ears flushed out too. By a lot of doctors. Burnie: I don’t like that though. I-I got a moth stuck in my ear when I was mowing the lawn one time? Burnie: That’s horrible. *Gavin wheezes* It was alive in my ear. Burnie: And- and- Gus:Read More Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Moth in Your Ear