Hi. I’m Bulbasaur! And I’m Squirtle And this is Pokémon AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH Squirtle! What on earth Oh my god what happened to you?! Me? What happened to you?! Your mouth is moving when you talk So is yours! In fact, all of you is moving I’m moving? Wait why? I like it here! Mom I don’t wanna move! What? No Squirtle not that kind of moving! Like your body parts are physically moving And so are mine! For some reason now we’re animated… What could have caused this change? Oh probably some sort of collaboration with someone skilled in the art of 3D animation Squirtle… That idea… might just be crazy enough… to be completely wrong! Wait whaaattt?? Obviously with the arrival of the seventh generation has accelerated us into the realm of more modern graphics We’ve become… 3 dimensional! Bulbasaur we’ve been 3D the entire time We weren’t flat plushies! What do you mean plushies? We are living, breathing creatures with the desire to learn, grow, and survive And now, we’ve transcended our former beings into a state of higher mobility and action We’ve evolved! Without evolving! Bulbasaur, you’re being completely crazy Whaddaya mean? You appear to be suffering from some 3D transition sickness I’ve dealt with this before when Pokémon stadium came out Had me talking to barstools for weeks! But anyways, I know exactly how to handle this Lemme guess. You’re gonna punch me in AAAAAOOOOOOOUUUUUU Wow. Thanks Squirtle, I feel a lot better! Oh no worries it’s all in the vibrato Anyways Today on Pokémon talk we have a very special guest This guest is a newcomer to the Pokemon world and one of the most adorable yet powerful seventh generation Pokémon. Everyone, please give a warm welcome to Bewear! Hi guys! I’m so excited to be here! Come on, bring it in! Let me give you guys a big hug! No don’t! Oh sorry. Is something wrong? Bulbasaur what’s the deal? Are you not a hugger? No, it’s just… Lets just move on So Bewear, we want to officially welcome you to the Pokémon world! How are you liking it so far? Oh it’s great! Everyone is just so nice and friendly I just wanna give you all a big hug! No no no no! No no! Get away! Bulbasaur you are being so rude! Squirtle, Bewear’s hugs…. Kill people It can crush anything and is feared all throughout Alola Can’t you tell from it’s name? Bewear? Ohhhhhh Like, beware And bear Beware the bear… Like how I’m Squirt the turtle Clever! Wait aren’t you a raccoon? I’m not sure. Bewear it’s nothing personal It’s just a safety concern Y’know? It’s ok, Bulbasaur I understand That’s really sweet of you to look after your friends It makes me happy C’mere I wanna give you a big Woah woah woah woah Arceus no get away! That is it! This is absurd! You’re being so rude Bulbasaur and there is no way our cuddly new friend could kill us with a hug! I’ll show you! Bring it in Bewear! Squirtle nooooooooooo! See Bulbasaur! Everything is fine Wow. Well I guess it’s a good thing this one was animated!