Haha, it doesn’t take much to get you scared, huh? What’s that for? Hello, hello, come in? There’s no cell phone signal down in the basement, and it’s easy to get lost. So when you get to scared that you run away screaming, and you lose your way, we can at least find each other again with these. Well? Are you coming or what? What are we even doing down here? Come-on, you’ve heard the stories, haven’t you? The mysterious screams and scary sounds that people have been talking about– Don’t you think it’s exciting!? “Something’s” down here… S-stop it! You promised you’d come along. If you back out now I’ll have to post that picture of you on Facebook! I know, I know! I’ll come along. L-listen, can’t we just turn around? There’s nothing down here – and I don’t even think we’re allowed to be here! Hello? Helena? Helena? What the hell? Don’t do that! Screw this, I’m outta here! Come-on Tiffy! Seriously. Can’t you take a joke? Tiffy? Tiffany? Hey, come-on… over? Tiff? Tiffany? Where are you? Tiff? Answer if you can hear me. O-over? Tiffa? OH SHIT!! Ahaha! Did I scare you? What the– No, of course not! You just surprised me a bit! Come, let’s just go home, okay? Yeah… There’s nothing down here anyways.