(Arin) Hey I’m Grump! (Dan) I’m Not So Grump! (Bolth) And We’re The Game Grumps! Hey Arin.
What? Can I share something with you from earlier today? What is it Dan? Well, I sent you a text early in the morning. Yeah. Because I have to go out of town for one weekend this month. (Arin chuckles) And so I was like… …I won’t give specific dates, but I was like… “Do you have any preference whether I go, uh this weekend or the next weekend?” Your response.
*Laughs* At 9:30 in the morning.
*More laughing from Arin* “Mother fucking Jesse Eisenburg Jesus Christ fUck dude “mothEr fUcking Facebook movie bullshit jesus “Can you fucking bElieve this shIt?” *Laughs*
No- *slap* No- *slap* No punctuation. You just made me die. RaNdom caPitaliZatioNs.
*laughing continues* So I respond “I have no idea what we’re talking about right now” *kawaii schoolgirl laugh* Yeah? 45 minutes pass.
*laughter continues* I get a text from you. “Goddamn creator of Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right? “fuckin’ Winklevoss twins “goddamn rowing the boat “FUCK YO’ SHIT! “I can’t even fucking believe this shit, have you seen this shit? “Fuck, I just watched this shit. “Fuck Jesse Eisenburg man.” *Dying of laughter* I respond “Arin, you’re scaring me”. An hour passes, you respond, “Mother fuckin’ Spider-Man! “Spider-man! “You put in the time FUCK! Put in the time! “Motherfucking built shit with his bare hands! Fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenburg “I’m very tired…” *Death by laughter continues* *gaspy thing* *he’s still laughing…* I’m just like, “No prob man I’ll… I’ll do most of the talking at the Grump session today…” IMMEDIATE like response, I’m talkin’ like 5 seconds later, “No man I’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day! “Shit man! You have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie, Fuck dude! “I just watched it a year and a half ago, Fuck Jesse Eisenburg man! “He fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing”. *yet more laughter* “Trent Resin or did the soundtrack, Fuck this guy! “Who invented Facebook? I don’t like dying. I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook, “All I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook. “WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK?!?” Dan: And then, in all capital letters, TWO hours later. “MARK ZUCKERBERG!!!!!!” *so much laughing*