(train noise) The next stop is Southern Cross Pretty stressed, haven’t caught a train for 5 years it’s here, shit, it looks evil oh man it’s packed, I don’t want to get on, but I have to Everyone’s looking at me, I’ll look down shaking and sweating there’s gotta be a seat somewhere great, there’s one (train noise continues) Next stop is Rams (car noise) (bird noise) (sound of footsteps) whispering: look at that guy over there, he’s strange you don’t belong here (louder whispering) (sound of finger clicking) Zip! (train noise) Scared I just want to get home I want to go home (sound of door opening) (sound of footsteps) Good afternoon sir, can I see your MYKI card please (sound of knocking on glass) Excuse me sir, you’ve just been requested to show your MYKI The next station is fruit station (swishing sounds) (train noise) (sound of conversation) (train noise) (train noise continues) Oh damn, I’ve missed my station. It feels like the end of the world I’ll have to get off at the next stop and find my way back (sound of explosion) (bird call) Will I ever get a seat on the train? What is that cat doing on this train? I want to meet Havana Brown and Ruby Rose on the train Meow Meow Where is the owners? (singing) meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, (fart sound) The next station is Gomes (sound of general conversation, hoof noise) (sound of Mulatese being spoken) (sound of Mulatese being spoken) (sound of Mulatese being spoken) (train noise) (sound of button) Loser! He looks stupid! Moron! Look at him, who is he meant to be, the guy from Saturday Night Fever? Mummy’s boy! Why is he wearing horns? Does he wear a dummy? (electronic, radar sounds) (electronic buzzing sound) Ooo-wee! Our dream is to be successful! The thing I love more most about … is getting the chance to express my love of horses but, as much as I would have loved to express my love of camels there’s just no way you’re going to get a camel into a train. (background voice) True. So, um, that’s something I can tick off my bucket list. (background voice) Yep!