De-de-de-de-de-Dora! De-de-de-de-de-Dora! She can do anything! Because she is a Grownup! Dora Dora Dora the Grownup! Dora the Grownup! She is 24 years old now! Dora the Grownup! Hola. Soy Dora. And I’m Boots. Have you ever woken up 5 days a week to go
to a job you hate? I have. Me too. We’re pretending to work so we don’t get fired. Do you see our boss? Uh-oh. It’s Mi Jefe. My Boss! Hi Dora. Got a big new project for you,
and I need it by the end of the week. That’s not enough time. Okay, but you can stay late
until it gets done. Should we tell mi Jefe to go f**k herself? I don’t know who you’re talking to,
but you’re fired! Have you ever gotten fired from a job
right before rent’s due and you have no idea how to pay it? I know! Let’s call mi familia. [Phone ringing] Hola? Hola Mami, guess what? I got fired from mi trabajo. My job! Not again. I wish you could be more like Diego. Have you ever been compared unfavorably to
a more successful family member? No Dora I haven’t! Have you ever had a child who refuses to grow up? Listen, Papi and I can’t help you anymore. Figure it out. Have you ever been cut off by your parents? Me too! I need to get a job pronto. I am in Deuda. In Debt! Have you ever signed up to drive for a ridesharing
app in a panic to make extra money? Me too! Take me downtown I wanna get good queso. I’m lost! Let’s check in with The Map. I’m the Map! This drunk girl wants to go downtown to get good queso, you have to help me get there! Okay! We have to go past Skid Row, then take a right at The Strip Club, and then take a left at the other Strip Club. Thanks Map! You’re welcome, but she doesn’t look like
she’s doing so hot. What do you mean? Oh god! [Throwing up] Have you ever had to clean up vomit from the
backseat of your car? I have. Me too! Uh-oh! I think Swiper wants to steal my car! Say it with me everyone! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper- Dora. Hola. Oh no, it’s El Dueno! The landlord! It’s, ah, that time of the month. For rent, not cause of your… the moon. There was a problem in accounting, and Payroll
said it be figured out by next week. Ok Have you ever lied to your landlord to buy
yourself extra time? Me too! Wha- say what?! Dora. Are you serioso? You’re lying to me right now!? Your out Dora! Evicted! We did it! We did it, we did it, we did it! Yay! Lo hicimos! We did it! We got fired for not cooperating.
We did it! We did it! We did it! Hooray! We disappointed our Mom and Dad.
Yeah, we did it! We did it! We did it! We tried to get a job then our car got stolen, And then we came home and we got evicted. Yay! Whooo! Hooray! We did it! This is Tequila! We’re going to take shots until life feels
good again. Count with me, everybody! Uno. Dos. Tres. Quatro. Cinco. Seis! Seis shots! Everything’s okay until manana. Adios!