Trust me Mady you need a man, a real one. Sure! There is no way
I end up with a loser in a lost town like my mom did… …I wish i’d get a tough guy who could protect me. Like I said , a mature man. Well, not too much… In short… …I need a hero! Hey Mady, what’s up? Sheriff! -Mady, I was wondering if you’d like to…
-Hey Kid! My toaster only grills one side.
Could you come and fix it for me? – Goodbye miss Mady.
– Bye Niky! So cute! You are so sensitive Sheriff! And how about a date with a sensitive man, Mady? My toaster only grills one side. Dumb-ass ! If a single grain of sand sounded like
“I love you!” I ‘d bring all the desert to your feet! Cool. Hey Sheriff, look!
Your mustache only grows one side! I need a hero! I am… …Electroshock! Electroshock is here to save the day! Electroshock, always there for you! Your hero is here, Mady. This town needs me! Help! Electroshock is here to save the day! I ‘m never gonna make it. I can do it!
Show her what your made of! Last news! Look at this sucker ! Look! It was Buck all along! Hey Buck, you just wrecked the town! – Hey, Look! It’s Electro-Dumb!
-Shhh… Here he comes! He just stopped the god damn truck with his forehead! Buck? Are you alright? Mady. My hero! One year later… Buck? Buck? Are you listening to me? – What’s the problem, Sweetheart?
– The problem is your Sweetheart is doing… … everything in the damn house
the cooking, the shopping, the laundry… …and on top of it I have to wash the dishes all by myself… …just because Mister Electroshock
is not even able to fix up a goddamn fuse. Gosh, I should have listen to mom!
She is married to a slob but at least, he is a rich one! When I think I had the Sheriff
after me all these years and I never…